I believe Chunk missed his calling in life to be a stand up comedian.
Although I do not envy those who let their hubbies go for weeks at a time to do shows or touring or whatnot. I like seeing him, but Chunk is seriously one of the funniest, quick-witted people I know!
Here's what happened tonight:
First off - I have to tell you about my traction device. It's been THE BESt thing for my back. It lengthens your spine by pulling on your head up and away from your body. It's like duct taping your head to the Ding the Bell with the hammer game at Lagoon and if it reaches the top you win a prize. But it comes with a pump that pushes pounds of pressure on your head, I guess I'll have to model it sometime. Pretty fancy schmancy LOL .. I hope that gives you a little picture.
Anyways, I'm lying on the floor in the family room doing the traction device and Brady asks me a question. I can't even remember what the question was because before I could even answer Chunk says, "Wait til mom pumps her head up with air first."
We were all laughing so hard! Because it literally looks like I'm pumping air into my head. LOL!! So now It's OFFICIAL. I am an "Airhead" :)
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Yesterday, our Home Teachers came over. As we're talking, Remy starts doing the Tomahawk Chop. "Woo ooo Ooo " (If you're an Atlanta Braves fan, you'll know what I'm talking about.)
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My mom says to me,"One of my favorite things you say is "ReallY?"
Remy in the background goes, "Wii wii?"
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Brady: "Mom, Emily* (name changed to protect the innocent) says she likes every boy in our class"
ME: "So do you like Emily*?"
Brady: (sighing) I keep telling her it's over but she doesn't believe me. LOL!!
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Colby: MOM!! Brady ...tattle, tattle, tattle
ME: Colby, if it starts with 'Brady' I don't want to hear it.
Colby: MOM!!! My BROTHER. .. tattle, tattle, tattle
ME: COLBY! If it starts with 'Brady' 'My Brother' 'The Oldest in the Family' or anything similar. .. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
Colby: (thinking). . . Well HE [Brady] still bothers me.
2 comments:
LOL! So funny! I just told my kids the same thing about the tattling thing.
Next time ask "are you telling or tattling" telling is to get someone OUT of trouble(someone is about to fall of a roof,cut themselves,burn the house down,etc.) while tattling is to get someone INto trouble.If it's the latter I tell them to go to the other person and fix it themselves.
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