Dirty Little Secret

K - so don't get me wrong, I enjoy (not LOVE, N joy) watching iCarly with my boys. I think it's a funny show that I actually laugh while watching with them. (Editor's note: I was even impressed with the one about Freddie saving Carly and Carly going all ga ga for Freddie, but they realized being friends was better for them. yay! save your virtue girl! lol)

Anyways, Miranda Cosgrove, aka iCarly, is obviously making her move to Tween Queen status by attemping to become a triple-threat. . .actress/singer/Miley Cyrus. . etc.
Anyways, this video "Kissing U" seen here => http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E65d9SwM6o8 My boys & I make fun of because its like she's 16 trying to be 10-15 years older.

So my boys and & were having a hay day laughing our heads off about how stupid the video was; when Colby, says, "Look mom! It's you & Jacob! so you know you really wish they would kiss now."

LOL!! Really? did he just say that?!

So I say, "No, I only want Dad."
Colby retorts slyly, " No, Mom. You know you want Jacob. You say it all the time." LOL!! I was laughing so hard I couldn't reply back!! and in my DEFENSE, I have NEVER, EVER said I only want Jacob! I saw a New Moon shirt at walmart on clearance I almost bought just to embarrass them but I don't even own Twilight or New Moon the movies! LOL!!

then I was laughing so hard, I said, "No it's you and ________________(name of a cootie-licous girl here)."
Colby says, "Ok then, it's you and Edward." and it only goes downhill from there!

I'm scared of where he comes up with this stuff! He is so smart! :) He could sell holy water to the Pope!