Skinny Jeans, Shopping Keys & an LOL!!

You know you have skinny jeans when :
You are coming home from errands, desperately trying NOT to pee your pants, running into the house, hurtling toys and dodging kids and *FINALLY* plopping (no pun intended) yourself onto the throne . . . the joy comes when you realize, your pants came off without undoing the buttton OR zipper! *sigh* Yes, true story!! Cha-ching!

Ane's shopping key:
Eat 4-5 cookies for lunch before shopping for 2 reasons:
1 - you're certainly not hungry when you shop and you spend less money
2 - you're not only sick to your stomach but sick with your eating choices and you can't even LOOK at anything containing sugar, therefore, it doesn't end up in your shopping cart, which ends up in your pantry and eventually onto your thighs. The 4 cookies. . .well, that's another story :)

LOL:
I took the boys to the library tonight for some late night book hording. Brady stayed by my side until these two 10-year old girls walk by us, pretending to be looking at books but TOTALLY checking Brady out. So coyly, they walk into the next aisle and Brady says, "(ahem) Mom, I think I'm going to look for books by myself." in a "I'm a big boy who doesn't need my moms' help sort of way." I said ok, as long as you tell me which section I can find you. He said, "I'll be around."
So, being the nosey mother I am. . . I followed him! (if he read this, he'd be mortified!) Brady was following the girls around!!! I'm sure it was quite a sight. 2 girls, followed by a boy, followed by his mother. . . LOL!!! Isn't this a little young to start?

YEAH, THANKS A LOT UNCLE JODY FOR THE AXE BODY SPRAY FOR BRADY'S BIRTHDAY! Remind me to uninvite you to Colby's birthday, just kidding!

I'm getting too old for this stuff!